Tuesday, July 31, 2018

O Say Can You CPSC?

The Consumer Product Safety Commission is a federal agency that spreads awareness about recalls on dangerous products and promotes safety tips. It's also the world's most wholesome meme factory.
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GOOD INTERNET VS. BAD INTERNET
IN MEMES WE TRUST
These Taxpayer-Funded Memes Are The Most Wholesome Thing On The Internet
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The Consumer Product Safety Commission is a federal agency that spreads awareness about recalls on dangerous products and promotes safety tips. It's also the world's most wholesome meme factory.
EATIN' SKETTI WITH GOTH RAGAZZA
Do Not Be Fooled By Twitter's Excellent Elon Musk Impersonators
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Elon Musk's Twitter is verified. You can find him and his little blue check mark tweeting about SpaceX, Tesla, and, that one time, about how one of the rescue divers who saved the Thai soccer team is a "pedo." He is not, to be clear, a crazed Frenchman wielding a baguette and sporting a mustache and a beret. That's French Élon Musque, a very good parody account.
WE FOUND THEM, THE WORST HUMANS
What Happened When I Tried Talking To Twitter Abusers
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There was no common ground reached, no epiphanies that we were all just people with different views. Quite the opposite, really: I realized that these individuals did not and would not care about my feelings, no matter how long we talked.
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IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
TFW THE SHARK HASN'T BEEN JUMPED
When Do TV Shows Peak?
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Every television series has a high point. To find out when and why most of them get there and why they can't stay there forever, we crunched the numbers and spoke to the creators who craft the episodes where everything clicks.
OVERCORRECTING FOR TAY'S MISTAKES
Microsoft's Politically Correct Chatbot Is Even Worse Than Its Racist One
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Zo is politically correct to the worst possible extreme; mention any of her triggers, and she transforms into a judgmental little brat.
YOU CAN'T COUNT ON IT
It's Time To Worry About The Census
theatlantic.com
From cybersecurity issues to administrative problems to a legal drama over a possible citizenship question, the decennial headcount is in trouble.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
NOPE, NO THANKS
A Reminder That The Ocean Is A Big, Scary Place
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It's kind of a miracle that container ships — just a bunch of big metal boxes lashed together an an open ship deck — can handle huge storms like this.
IN THE NEWS
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LeBron James: Trump Is Using Sports To Divide Us
San Francisco Is Poised To Ban Plastic Straws. That's Got Bubble Tea Shops Worried
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