Saturday, July 31, 2021

🤡 Get Clown Tonight

This Clown Doesn't Get Why You're Scared Of Him, An 'SNL' Cast Member Posts The Worst Possible Joke About Simone Biles, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character', This Reddit Thread About A Mysterious Box In The Fridge Has Left Us All In Suspense
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Sat, Jul 31
I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
'I GOT HACKED TODAY'
An 'SNL' Cast Member Posts The Worst Possible Joke About Simone Biles, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
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This week's characters also include a writer with a curiously intense disdain for metal bedframes and a former New York Times reporter with terrible medical advice.
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
This Reddit Thread About A Husband Freaking Out At His Wife Over A Mysterious Box In The Fridge Is Leaving Us All In Suspense
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A viral post from the subreddit r/AmITheAsshole has people on the edge of their seats as a woman told the story of how she seemingly innocuously cleaned out the fridge and her husband threw into a rage.
DO BETTER
The Bad Science Behind Trans Healthcare Bans
theverge.com
Conservative lawmakers in several states, including Arkansas, have tried to use scientific studies in attempts to ban gender affirming care for trans youth, but the evidence doesn't hold up.
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WHAT TO WATCH
AS DIFFERENT AS KNIGHT AND DAY
What To Watch This Weekend: 'Jungle Cruise,' 'The Green Knight' And More
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Here are our recommendations on what's most worth watching this weekend in theaters, including Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt in "Jungle Cruise," Dev Patel in "The Green Knight" and Matt Damon in "Stillwater."
EDITOR'S PICK
ZERO-SUM GAME
Eating Sweet Potato Fries For Attention, A Failed Group Project And More Of The Week's Funniest Tweets
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This week, more than ever, we are begging you to leave women alone.
SO WRONG IT'S RIGHT
GOING THE DISTANCE
I Used Dating Apps During The Olympics And Matched With Athletes I Would Never See
vice.com
I'm neither vaxxed nor waxed, but that doesn't matter for a virtual hot girl summer.
IS BIGGER BETTER?
Have We Been Thinking About Inflation All Wrong?
thewalrus.ca
For decades, governments have done all they can to keep inflation down. But maybe letting things run hotter is exactly what we need.
DRINK UP (WITH CAUTION)
A Study Found That Moderate Drinking Benefits People With Heart Disease
insidehook.com
A new study suggests that drinking alcohol in moderate amounts can benefit people with cardiovascular disease.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM
This Guy's Humble Magic Trick With His Thumb Is Breaking Our Perception Of Reality
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It's simple, effective and deserves a thumbs-up.
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FROM THE ARCHIVES
FEARS OF A CLOWN
This Clown Doesn't Get Why You're Scared Of Him
nymag.com
No one is better at making children laugh than Boswick the Clown. He doesn't understand why adults are so scared of him. (From 2015)
Clown around responsibly this weekend.

Friday, July 30, 2021

🏖️ Life's A Beach

The Beach That Makes You Old, That's A HIPAA Violation, And More Of This Week's Best Memes, The Cursed Trick That Almost Cost Suni Lee A Gold Medal, The Return-To-Office Existential Crisis
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CRISIS CONTROL
OLD BY MYSELF
That's A HIPAA Violation, The Beach That Makes You Old, And More Of This Week's Best Memes
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This week we've also got Emma Roberts on the (normal) beach, people waiting for Kanye West's "Donda" and Bennifer 2.0's butt touch.
'REMOTE WORK EMPOWERS THOSE WHO PRODUCE'
The Return-To-Office Existential Crisis
theatlantic.com
Like it or not, the way we work has already evolved.
LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX BABY
Meet The Dommes Who Are Demanding Their Submissives Get Vaxxed
rollingstone.com
"I specialize in toilet play, and I can't do it with people who are unvaccinated," says one domme requiring proof of vaccination for dungeon entry.
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SOME BODY I USED TO KNOW
ROUGH AND TUMBLE
The Cursed Trick That Almost Cost Suni Lee A Gold Medal
slate.com
Should the most hated skill in gymnastics be banned just for being ugly?
DOG DAY AFTERNOON
What Happens To Joey Chestnut's Body After He Eats 76 Hot Dogs?
thetakeout.com
The eating champion recently downed 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes and his body paid the price.
STRANGLER DANGER
The Identity Of The Scranton Strangler In 'The Office' May Have Been Solved
esquire.com
One of the biggest mysteries of "The Office" was the identity of the Scranton Strangler. Journalist Jules Suzdaltsev has a plausible theory.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
'ONCE YOU LEARN, YOU DON'T TURN BACK'
The 'All Gas No Brakes' Guy Goes Behind The Scenes Of A QAnon Conference And What He Saw Was Genuinely Scarier Than Any Horror Movie
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Andrew Callaghan visits the "God and Country Patriot Roundup" in Dallas, Texas and it was a, uh, sobering experience.
IN THE NEWS
CDC Document Warns Delta Variant Appears To Spread As Easily As Chickenpox And Cause More Severe Infection
$1 Trillion Infrastructure Deal Scales Senate Hurdle With Bipartisan Vote
USA Swimmer Ryan Murphy Sparks War Of Words Over Doping After Olympic Final
Scarlett Johansson Files Lawsuit Against Disney Over 'Black Widow' Release
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FROM THE ARCHIVES
HOW THE OSSOBUCO GOT COOKED
That One Night: The Oral History Of The Greatest 'Office' Episode Ever
rollingstone.com
"The Dinner Party" was the most brilliantly excruciating episode of "The Office." John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, Ed Helms and more look back on its 10th anniversary. (From 2018)
Karma's a beach.